Tandem Tangerines!

Ingredients for a shiny Trophy with a donut on it:

1 tandem bike

2 hungry, handsome, and speedy, men

a little bit of insanity

1 26-mile course

2 ridiculously awesome, matching outfits
speed like lightning

14 donuts

Put the 2 ridiculously awesome, matching outfits together and spice them up with some snazzy fake sunglasses. This recipe works even better if you don't sleep much the night before. Quickly combine with the two men, and the the tandem bike. Start your timer and simultaneously add the insanity and donuts as you go. Make sure not to hesitate with the donuts, just shove them straight down the throat directly to your esophogus, and as quickly as possible. Timing is crucial for this step; For better results, wet each donut down with water so that it takes the form of soggy nastiness before reaching your mouth. If you'd like, you can even smash a few of the donuts together into one wet, mushy ball. Lastly, cover the entire race with speed like lightning, especially during your last last lap, and sprinkle the entire experience with determination.

If followed directly, your results will be.........

2nd place in race results, and 1st place in awesomeness!!!

If this video dose not make you want to attack the Tour De Donut next year I am not sure will...enjoy the happiness.